Tue, 28 Oct 2003 11:55:58 +0800
Subject: Never argue
A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Ontario.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and
continues to read her book.
Along comes a law enforcement officer in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't it obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and
write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
"But I haven't even touched you," says the officer.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment."
The Officer says "have a nice day".