An interesting joke

(2003/10/31), <>
Re:never argue
Tue, 28 Oct 2003 11:55:58 +0800

Subject: Never argue

A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Ontario.

The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and

decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife 

to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and

continues to read her book.

Along comes a law enforcement officer in his boat. He pulls up

alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't it obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and

write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says

the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the officer.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment."

The Officer says "have a nice day".